I'm at work...

..and I need a nap.
I'll give anyone five dollars if they write my program and start my structural alignment so I can go home two hours early and sleep. I feel bad about napping here because the other day I conked out at my desk and when I woke up, someone walked past and was like "good morning" in that stupid snarky adult voice some people get when they catch you sleeping during the day. I really hate that.

I'm getting the parrot movie tonight, I think. I like parrots... I think I'm taking my mom to see them next time we go to Chinatown.