Online Stalking of One's Packages.

Probably the best thing that constant internet access has afforded me is the ability to obsessively track packages that are being mailed to me. The shoes I ordered on Sunday, I've just been informed, arrived in Hodgkins, IL yesterday at 5:30 AM, and were sent on their way this morning at 4:11 AM.
You have no idea how exciting this is to me.