Sunday Night Message
A reminder for everyone to please, stop yourself from being an idiot. This includes me. Some examples of idiots include:
(1) People who are cheerful before 10:00 am
(2) That guy who sits behind me in physics and makes this burping/gurgling noise as he yawns (about 5-10 times in a 50 minute period)
(3) Girls who wear Uggs/rainboots and miniskirts
(4) People on bikes who ignore road signs and are in general idiots
(4a) Bikers who bike on the wrong side of the road
(4b) Bikers (and walkers) who can't stay in straight lines
(4c) Bikers who cut off cars and are "shocked" when the drivers express anger
(5) Anyone who doesn't get out of my way
posted by Megan @ 10:52 PM
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(6) People who spit on the ground
(7) People who are too slow and dumb to use the Wal-mart self checkout machine but use it anyway and make everyone in line behind them wait an eternity while they fail.
(8) Tacky chumps who drench themselves in cologne and think they're all masculine/trendy when all they really smell like is pee
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